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I Can't Take Me Seriously

I Can't Take Me Seriously

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John Calu
Dec 08, 2022
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I’m thinking about lengthening my legs or shortening my penis, one or the other.  The proportions are all out of whack.  That’s the cue for Brubeck and Getz to play Take Five while the screening of my life slowly fades to black.

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